The only good parts were the girls with unshaven hairy armpits and big hairy bushes, the rest not so much. Only p3d0philes like shaved bald cunts like pr3pub3sent girls.
I was introduced to the lubricating qualities of Vaseline by a c40 year old whore in Soho, London, when I was 18 years old. She smeared it on the lips of her vagina after putting a condom on my erect cock, rampant with the hormones of youth, which she genuinely admired and said she wanted inside her because I was a nice young man. She assumed I was a virgin, which I most definitely was not, and explained that the Vaseline would help me to "do it". All I remember from fucking her was that I could hardly feel anything because of the thick lubrication of the Vaseline and I took an even longer time to cum because I could feel nothing. She was delighted with the long hard fuck of a young, fresh piece of flesh inside her and had a better time than I did. When I was leaving she said " see you again", but I never did go back. It was a long time before I used Vaseline again and it was soon replaced on the market by water base lubricants. One thing people forget about Vaseline is that it is a devil to get off. Still, if you want to get inside an tight arse, there is nothing better than Vaseline.